Minister of WTF

It's not as if the ageing population of Howick and Pakuranga didn't have enough to worry about, what with the bird flu and poor old Judy Bailey getting her clothes sold out from under her. But now Maurice Williamson, the one in the National party who knows about IT (translation: he's had a laptop since ages ago), is telling them to watch out for self-driving cars and brain-wiping chips. I know that's what keeps me awake at night.