Being an actual conversation this morning:
Me: Good weekend?
Dan: Yep. Got my horse and went to a city. Took ages though 'cause I was sightseeing. Do I just use the hammer to fix my swords? I busted them. You?
Me: Pretty good. I found the sniper rifle and the molotovs, then spent an hour shooting gas tanks and seeing how far I could launch myself from a motorbike by crashing into things.
Should have heard it when I was playing Katamari.
0:32 in on the video? I wrote code like that once.