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I don't know what this guy is smoking, the reports here of a zombie uprising in New Zealand are completely, utterly, false. I should know: I'm here in Auckland and I've been checking the Herald website all day. The only thing that comes close is this.

Not even.

On the other hand, it looks like the news agencies in the US and UK have gone a little crazy. Still disappointed that the BBC has started making up news. For shame!

Just like the song says: "There is no depressionzombies in New Zealand". On the other hand, someone in New Zealand is making a documentary on the subject.

All you people making up fake news stop messing around and get back to work. You're not fooling anyone.

Currently listening to: Loose Unit - Down on the farm